Thursday, July 9, 2015
MY RACCOON...
I DREAMED THAT MY RACCOON PLAYED A BANJO WITH THE BOY FROM "DELIVERANCE "...THEN HE SQUEALED LIKE A PIG .
Tuesday, July 7, 2015
ON THE BEACH...
I DREAMED I WALKED ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN...AND SPRAINED MY ANKLE ON THE BEACH IN SPAIN .
Monday, July 6, 2015
MY BULLFROG...
I DREAMED THAT MY BULLFROG SNEAKED INTO MY LIQUOR CABINET...AND DRANK ALL OF MY RUM .
Sunday, July 5, 2015
GO FISH...
I DREAMED I WAS IN THE WOODS...AND I STUMBLED UPON A FAMILY OF SASQUATCH PLAYING " GO FISH "...ONE OF THEM SEEMED TO BE CHEATING...ANOTHER WOULD NOT STOP FIDGETING WITH HIS BALLS...THE THIRD WAS TOO STONED TO GIVE A FUCK .
Saturday, July 4, 2015
I DREAMED I WAS A CABBAGE...
I DREAMED I WAS A CABBAGE...BUT NOT JUST ANY CABBAGE...BUT ONE WHO LIKED HAVING SEX WITH BUNNIES .
THE BUNNIES WERE CONFUSED .
THE BUNNIES WERE CONFUSED .
Friday, July 3, 2015
BLOW FISH...
I DREAMED I WAS A BLOW FISH...AND SOME FUCKING HAMMERHEAD SHARK FORCED ME TO MAKE HIM MY PIMP .
Thursday, July 2, 2015
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