pizza

I dreamed that I was in this pizza house , where the main ingredient was the customers . Anyway , it was a small town so , before long , everyone had been eaten . And the entire staff became bitter at god for the injustice of it all .

Yea , injustice .

fish walking...

I dreamed there were these fish , walking across the road . I was afraid they may get hit be a car , so I squished them with my feet . As one lay dying , I held him ever so tightly to comfort him ; but all I did was squeeze his guts out all over the place . 

prairie dogs

I dreamed my car blew up , and killed every prairie dog in the world . That is it , nothing else was hurt . But then an alien space ship came down and said that they wanted to see our prairie dogs ; and that if we couldn't produce them , they would kill us all .

Yea , prairie dog . 

stamps...

I dreamed that there was a man who thought it meant you were gay if you collected stamps . So he collected so many rocks that he buried himself alive . Ironically , the stamps on the letters inviting people to his funeral , became very rare and valuable .

the wrestler

I dreamed this wrestler was making his ring entrance .He was "high fiving" everyone...all that shit . Then he came across this 90 year old man . He grabbed him , stuck his tongue down his throat , and rubbed his privates all over the old fuckers pants . Thing is , nobody seemed to notice .

Yea , notice .

trust...

Once I dreamed that this young lady and I were madly in love but did not trust each other . So I hired someone to shoot at her , and timed it perfectly so I could jump in front of her body and be her rescuer  . Thing is , I tripped and the bullet went right through her head . Just then , a flock of seagulls flew by .

Yea , seagulls .

white wine church

I dreamed that I went to a church that would only have white wine with communion . Before every service , the entire congregation would invade a red wine church , and murder everyone there . Then they would throw a monkey threw a door to celebrate .

Yea , monkey .