losing virginity 4,326 times...

I dreamed I lost my virginity 4,326 times . But # 657 was by far the best .

jonah and the snake

I dreamed I got swallowed by a snake . He happened to be a Mormon snake , however ; so I told him my name was Joseph Smith . Then I told him he was forgive for shitting me all over the place .

monster baptism...

Last night I dreamed I was baptized by a monster . And he held me under the water until I drowned .

dinosaur king...

I dreamed that I was king of the dinosaurs . So I taught them English and how to make weapons from cast iron . How to throw a snowball and smoke dope and other such things . Right until I got locked up .

lost my shit

I dreamed that I had a crap on the side of a road . Then a fox came and took it away .

the ocean was sand...

I dreamed that the ocean was sand . But everyone could swim in it anyway . They thought it was a miracle...right until it swallowed them into another dimension . Each one to a dimension that perpetuated their biggest fears .  

the penguin of wisdom

I dreamed that the penguin of wisdom came to me and said : " i did not know that ; and I still don't " . Then he clipped my toe nails .