Sunday, March 30, 2014

the lonely penis

I dreamed there was a penis , that was not used as a weapon against a segment of the human race . He died of loneliness .

Saturday, March 29, 2014

banjo snake

I dreamed that I was a snake . And I made my living playing the banjo .

Thursday, March 27, 2014

SPERM

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE SPERM IN THE WORLD...COMMITTED SUICIDE WHEN IT HIT THE VAGINA...AND , CONSEQUENTLY...THERE WAS WORLD PEACE IN EIGHTY YEARS .

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

the pony

I dreamed that I was a pony that traveled around the galaxy . Nobody applauded me , however , because they said my cock was too small .

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

camels...

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE CAMELS TOOK OVER THE PLANET...AND THEY TOLD US TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER .

WE DID NOT STAND FOR THAT KIND OF SHIT .

T.B.C.

Monday, March 24, 2014

EVERYTHING AND NOTHING

I DREAMED THAT I SAW EVERYTHING AND NOTHING BOTH AT THE SAME TIME...I LIT UP A SMOKE AND BLEW IT IN FRONT OF MY FACE .

Saturday, March 22, 2014

I dreamed I was a frog ; and I squished myself . All the other frogs laughed .