Friday, October 31, 2014

GHOST BANANAS

I DREAMED THAT GHOSTS OF PROSTITUTES HID IN ALL THE BANANAS IN THE WORLD...AND WHEN THEY WERE PEELED...IT SOUNDED LIKE THE BANANA'S WERE HAVING ORGASMS .

Thursday, October 30, 2014

SEX ADDICT

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE BEAVERS BECAME SEX ADDICTS...AND NEVER WORKED AGAIN .

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

THE TURTLES...

I DREAMED THAT EVERY TURTLE IN THE OCEAN...HAD GRAFFITI CONCERNING THE END OF THE WORLD ON ITS BACK .

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

FISH BANKS...

I DREAMED THAT THE FISH GREW ARMS...SO THEY STARTED HOLDING UP FISH BANKS .

Monday, October 27, 2014

MOUNTAINS IN YOUR MIND...

I DREAMED THAT THE MOUNTAINS TURNED INTO BREASTS...AND THE SNOW ON TOP WAS WHIP CREAM .

Saturday, October 25, 2014

FOUNTAIN OF HOPE...

I DREAMED THAT A FOUNTAIN OF HOPE DESCENDED UPON THIS WORLD...AND EVERYONE KILLED EACH OTHER TO GET TO IT .

Friday, October 24, 2014

POTATO SLICER...

I DREAMED MY POTATO SLICER MARRIED A POTATO...HE WAS DRUNK WHEN IT HAPPENED .