Dream Investigator

Sunday, November 30, 2014

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE SUDDENLY BEGAN ALL OVER AGAIN...AND I WAS TO FIND MYSELF ON A TEETER-TOTTER SOMEWHERE ON A DISTANT CORNER .

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT TURNED INTO A BOAT...AND I PADDLED HIM THROUGH DOG SEA .

I DREAMED THAT SATAN WON A BEAUTY CONTEST...THEN HE PISSED ON THE JUDGES .

I DREAMED THAT THE BEATLES RECORDED A NEW ALBUM...AND IT CAME WITH A FREE TURTLE WHO COULD ACTUALLY SING ALONG .

I DREAMED THAT EVERYONE WOKE UP AND DECIDED TO LOVE EACH OTHER...JUST THEN AN ASTEROID HIT THE PLANET AND WE ALL DIED .

I DREAMED THAT MY UNDERWEAR WAS MADE OF GOAT...AND EVERY TIME I WOULD FART...IT WOULD GO..."BAAAAAA" .

I DREAMED THAT THE POSTMAN BARKED AT MY DOG...AND THE SKY TURNED GREEN .