Sunday, May 26, 2013

cabbage...

I dreamed I was a cabbage , lying in the middle of a patch of carrots . They began to mock me , so I  prayed that God would kill them . Suddenly ,  a plethora of rabbits came by and ate every fucking one of them . I laughed so hard that I pissed myself until I flooded the entire world and everyone in it died . As for me , Noah came by in his arc and pulled me into his boat ; thus , saving my ass .

Boy , you are lucky . 


  

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